Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
”Rude”-olph!
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
”Horn”-aments!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf”esteem!
How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
"If there is no joyous way to give a festive gift, give love away."
~ Unknown
"Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect."
~ Oren Arnold
"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."
Calvin Coolidge
"Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind."
-- Helen Steiner Rice
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